Mast Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Maine Tuje Khat Likha, Tu fir Bhi Meri Shadi Me Kyu Nhi Aya Saale?
Banta: Mujhe to Tera Koi Khat Nhi Mila.
Santa: To Sale Maine Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Na Mile Tune Ana Zaroor Hai.. πŸ˜›

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Santa Ek Ped Par Ulta Latka Hua Tha..
Banta: Aise Ped Par Ulte Kyon Latke Huye Ho?
Santa: Maine Sir Dard Ki Goli Khayi Thi, Saali Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaaye. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa : Oye, Tune Apni Sagai Kyu Tod Di Saale.
Banta : Arrey, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahi Tha yaar!
Santa: Toh!?
Banta : Tu Khud hi Hisab Laga Le, Jo Aj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi…! πŸ˜€

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Santa Aur Banta 8th Me Aathvi Bar FaiL Ho Gye!
Santa : Chal Suicide Kar Lete Hai BC Ab to Sharm se Jiya Bhi Nhi Jayega πŸ™
Banta : Saae Pagal Ho Gya Hai !!? Agle Janam me Fir se Nursery Se Suru Karna Padega πŸ˜€

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Biology Teacher ne Class me Poocha..
Wo Kaun Hai Jo Aasman Me Udti Hai Par Bachche Zameen Pe Deti Hai?
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Santa Kuch Der Sochne K Baad?
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Air Hostess.!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa: Sharab Pite Pite Rone Laga
Banta: Kya Hua Kyu Ro Rahe Hai Kamine?
Santa: Yaar Kya Karu Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye Itni Der se Pi Raha Tha, Uska Naam hi Yaad Nhi Aa Raha Hai.. πŸ˜›

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Santa-Banta ek dawat Me Gye.
Wahan ek admi Ne Unse Pucha “Aap Kon?”
Santa : main Ladke Walo Ki Side Se Hoon.
Banta : Aur Main Ladki Walo Ki Side Se Hoon Ji πŸ™‚
Admi : Kutto Yhan To 13vi Hai.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

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Santa Says…
β€œDuniya Ka Har Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar To Par Kar Sakta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina β€œPyar” Nhi Kar Sakta.
Aaj Santa Serious Hai.. πŸ˜€

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Santa : Teri Dukan To Mithai Ki Hai. Tera Dil Khane Ko Nahi Karta?
Banta : Bahut Karta Hai Par Papa Rasgulle Gin Ke Jaate Hain Isliye Sirf Choos Ke Rakh Deta Hoon. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa Ne Cafe Me ek Sundar se Ladki Se Kha..
I Luv YoU
Ldki Ne Mara Jor Ka Chanta Santa Ke Kaan ke Niche Aur Boli β€œKya Bola haramkhor”
Toh Santa Rote Huye Bola…
Jab Suna Nhi Tune To Chata Kyu Mara. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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